Americans voted for this

Congress members aren't (for the most part) oligarchs, even if they own a couple of millions. But they very obviously work for the oligarchy rather than the electorate.

Slugs for salt or something..

I'm tired guys.

Luigi is trapped in Bowser’s castle.

Sounds like we need Mario, Yoshi, or Princess Peach on the case.

She just noticed this is how congress and big business has worked since at least WWII?

Mmmmmerica *ftfy