Spyke
lemmy.world

So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.

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Atlusbreply
lemmy.world

Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

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lemmy.ml

Which policy though?

He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

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Nanookreply
lemm.ee

“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.

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shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures

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Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?

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sopuli.xyz

And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe

Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....

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lemm.ee

The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂

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I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

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lemm.ee

It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile

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I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.

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0opsreply
lemm.ee

Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade

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lemmy.world

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

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Hi -- the timeline has been fucked since 2000.

Bush wasn't supposed to win the election, that was all hamstrung in.

I don't even remember what the point of this experiment was

I'm sorry

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Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math

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