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lemm.ee

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

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feddit.org

"hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

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It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

doge and minidoge

kill me

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These people make me question if I truly want to make the lives of as many people as good as possible, or if I want to commit Genocide on them in particular.

Seriously these people are so fucking stupid and insipid, the fuck are we supposed to do with them? Because im only coming up with lobotomy and forcing them to survive Death Valley in peak summer.

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Nitter has worked for me on some instances recently, like poast.org.

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I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the "family father" angle.

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lemmy.zip

I also had to wonder if it's real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.

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I figured this has to be AI because of the women’s bathroom sign behind them. If that’s not irony then I don’t know what is anymore.

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I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

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lemmy.world

He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.

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lemmy.world

It's important to have a maximum hate level calibrated to within the tolerances of sanity. If you don't have a set definition for 100% animosity level clearly defined in your mind, you can kind of wreck yourself.

I try to have 100% animosity defined as "I am not going to John Wick this guy, but they're no longer part of the social contract that keeps me from thinking that would be fine if it happened".

Hating anyone harder than that will only harm me.

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sh.itjust.works

Yeah one must understand how much hate they can handle. My hatred level sits comfortably at Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf Slayer levels.

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lemmy.world

Having read Felix and Gotrek books, I expect to hear of your exploits soon on my favourite comedy true crime podcast.

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sh.itjust.works

I said my anger was like that of a Slayer, but I am far too meticulous also broke. I also live in the middle of fucken nowhere SoCal, I am impotent with mine rage.

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lemmy.world

It really is like drinking poison and hoping the other guy dies. You don't deserve the stress.

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Trust me it aint nothing like that, plus I have far far closer groups to hate. Like the fucking Seventh day Adventists, fucking cultists have been a pain in my family's side for generations.

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lemmy.world

Good approach. I don't hate people, I respect that something in their developmental process must have seriously damaged their brains for them to become as messed up as they ended up being. I mean - my definition of normal people is that they do not give a shit about money beyond "having enough to comfortably live their lives in good health", and that they would share even what little they have if they see someone suffer. You must be brain-damaged / developmentally damaged in order to suppress empathy on a daily basis, or not even feel it at all.

At worst, I despise people for what they are / the decisions they make.

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lemmy.world

That's pretty objective. Very correct, and nothing I can dispute. Sadly that approach is incompatible with my brain damage.

Jokes aside, you're gonna end up hating some people (perhaps temporarily) even if you take into account the rich tapestry of life and the fragility of human wisdom. It's just human nature.

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lemmy.world

Just to be clear, my "You must be brain-damaged" was a generic "you", as in "one must be", not directed at you :)

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lemmy.world

Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

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lemmy.world

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

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Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

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How do these series of events unfold? Am intrigued by whatever I’m seeing.

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thelemmy.club

What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking ...

This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids...

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He's not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That's already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father's shoulders.

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lemmy.world

He tweets 60+ times a day so he has no time for teaching his kids.

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Yup so yet again they will make sure he grows up to be as greedy and selfish as he is...

The idea that strangers raise your kids 24/7....

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It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.

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lemmy.world

He thinks to himself "Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there," not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

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If you think he's carrying his child as a meat shield but doesn't have a bulletproof vest on you're sorely mistaken - still I'm sure the kid has to go to school or the bathroom at some point..

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Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad

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My dad don't exploit poor people to fullfill our wish. He is World's best dad.

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lemmy.world

Ooh! Trump should do this several times...

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