Ladies, do you ever pee in the shower?
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My wife has done this a few times. I think she's jealous of guys being able to pee standing up
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My wife has done this a few times. I think she's jealous of guys being able to pee standing up
You believe women can’t pee standing up?
They must not be familiar with the female anatomy if you get me…
Hey that's not fair, they have the same knowledge as every other teenage boy who's only ever watched porn!
hahah oh i feel gross now that you said teenage boy
No....but it's a bit of a challenge to hit a spot for a standing female. A thrill for a guy is being able to write his name in the snow
That’s only because we don’t teach little girls how to from age two. Women can learn, it’s not especially difficult, just a completely different type of aim.
For anyone wondering: make a peace sign with your dominant hand and position it so that your two extended fingers get a good grip on your labia, with the tips about 1-3 cm from your urethra. Pull everything slightly forward, and begin peeing with great pressure. When you can’t sustain the pressure, cut the stream off (this was actually way harder for me to learn than the aiming).
Start in the shower to practice pressure control while aiming at the drain. When you’re confident, do it in the shower before turning the water on, to confirm your aim is true and you’re not losing stray drops. When that’s the case, congratulations! You can pee standing up.
All of that is great information, but can you use that technique and write you name in the snow?
Yes. Minus the tittle, but that’s reasonable imo
But you’re asking about being in the shower. I’m a little confused 😂
In the shower you don't have to be accurate regarding the direction or directions of your stream. It's all going to wind up down the drain and you are going to emerge clean
Of course we do, it's nothing to do with jealousy, just expedient. Already in there, would you get out of the shower and pee in the toilet? That seems silly.
Kind of hot.
yeah, a bit...