nottheonion·Not The Onionbyatx_aquarian Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquariumhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713Open linkView original on lemmy.world128Comments10
aaubertlone lemmy.world A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a "14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall" of his colon. damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go38
ArugulaZ kbin.socialJason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."13
damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go
Well that's sad...
What was he wearing?
Nothing, the floozy
A novelty tee
cursed upvote
Of course it's Florida
Florida manatee
Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."
Poor Hugh.
That's a lot of sentences I never thought I'd read.