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Bears pilfer MREs on Alaska military base

On Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson (aka JBER aka "J-Bear"), a literal bear broke into a storage room and ransacked the MREs inside.

While not unusual to have bears encroaching onto base, it is unusual to have them breaking into buildings.

Another bear was discovered in the motor pool building... sitting in the front seat of a Humvee!

(...when you're a bear and you can't do drugs but you wanna go whee!)

https://lite.cnn.com/2024/11/22/us/alaska-bears-break-in-battlefield-rations-mres-hnk/index.htmlOpen link View original on lemm.ee

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Bro is about to die of constipation.

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KittenBiscuits reply

Only if he's not declared an enema of the state.

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Bob Robertson IX

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Paywalled.

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KittenBiscuits reply

This is the text-only address I originally meant to post. They are sneaky about putting the main address in my clipboard when I clicked the share button. This should not be paywalled.

https://lite.cnn.com/2024/11/22/us/alaska-bears-break-in-battlefield-rations-mres-hnk/index.html

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KittenBiscuits reply

And I have now edited the original post with the text-only link.

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