Spyke
lemmy.world

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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I shit you not, never tell me the funniest joke ever while I'm high. It had me laughing so hard it damn near killed me.

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lemmy.world

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

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Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

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lemmy.world

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

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lemmy.world

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

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When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

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lemmy.world

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

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It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

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feddit.org

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

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being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

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