Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/Open linkView original on lemm.ee426
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For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.
The Onion's lore has layers.
Like an ogre
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Got it
thanks
Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...
Tim Onion has me wheezing.
Tim Apple's rival
Son of Tim Mirepoix, brother of Tim Carrot and Tim Celery and cousin of Tim Apple
Whoever downvoted you deserves a wedgie
so who is this guy?
is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?
CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company
appreciate it, thanks.
Done.
Lmfao
Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.
I was very amused seeing something cross-posted in both "Not the Onion" and "The Onion" at the same time and side by side in my feed.
We live in interesting times
Well....
Shit
We live in a "Society"
This is beautiful.
“a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin”. 😂
Real Cave Johnson energy.
My favorite part is how they plan on spending the extra money. Really need to help those at-risk dictatorships!
These are the kinds of hard hitting issues that the people actually care about but were mysteriously absent in the talks leading up to the election. It's just crazy how out of touch politicians are these days.
Cheers, to the continued consolidation of power and capital!
Infinite Growth Forever!
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