Spyke
lemmy.ca

date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."

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Dranreply
lemmy.world

You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.

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hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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secret boys

"How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"

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lemmy.world

Context?

I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.

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jonionreply
lemmy.world

He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does

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Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.

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You reached the end