pov: The wizard just threatened you with "I'M GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF".

TESTICULAR TORSION

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"Hmmmm..."

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„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“

I would make people, on live TV make little mistakes. A sneeze here, a fart there! The background falls apart, take that the teleprompter!!!!!

I would transform myself into a fox then I'd be a magic fox