🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net2Hide 2 repliesSo my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔25
ttonarinokanasan replylemmy.sdf.orgI feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.1
FFontasia feddit.nl"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."12
DumbAceDragon sh.itjust.worksThought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.7
“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”
“Time for your lasagna John.”
jon eagerly offers up his ass
”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily
So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
More like increases the longer he holds out
I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.
Based.
"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."
Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.