"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."
She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
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Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Close enough.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest π
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Finally I could say "m'lady" without shame.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Wife.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Clearly, I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
Somebody call the locksmith!
raid.
Hope she Lays on Hands me
Drive to Constantinople, to party like it's 1204
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Ok if you are wearing that then I'm wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
What a Dame!
Fight her.
"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
If it wasn't the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Oh... So I guess I can pass for a Wizard...
Jolly cooperation is what I'd do
Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that's your thing...
Why would she ever take that off?
She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It's called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Not chain; it's knit cos
Thats a kind of a turnoff
Typically a person wears a cap of some sort under the chainmail so that hair doesn't get entangled.
Refuse if she offers a handjob
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.
Definitely pretty pointy elbows