Spyke

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Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores????

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lemmy.world

Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: "No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat 'wooshing' sound"

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If a knife isn't meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

Check mate arteries 😏

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The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?

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Don't listen to your knife | Spyke