badrealestate·Terrible Estate Agent PhotosbyFlying Squid Step right up! Right this way to the House of Mirrors! Only 3 tickets!https://www.redfin.com/IL/Oak-Brook/4-Cambridge-Dr-60523/home/18087152Open linkView original on lemmy.world117Comments27Reply
SSchal330 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI'm truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.75Reply
ffmstrat replylemmy.nowsci.comThe shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.5Reply
rubikcuber feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyNothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.41Reply
Nighed feddit.uk2Hide 2 repliesI was thinking what's the problem.... Then I got to the kitchen! The fingerprints!27Reply
aadhocfungus replymidwest.socialSame here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.8Reply
rryathal sh.itjust.works6Hide 6 repliesWas this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don't believe people can live in a house like that day to day.24Reply
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 replyfeddit.uk4Hide 4 repliesIt's the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.16Reply
PPlasticExistence replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWell they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.14Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.worldNo mirrors on the ceiling? I bet they don't even have pink champagne on ice.14Reply
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 replyfeddit.ukAh but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.10Reply
wizardbeard replylemmy.dbzer0.comDon't forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.3Reply
HHeikki lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyOf all the places to put mirrors, they didn't put one above the bed. What is even the point.... smh17Reply
SShepherdPie replymidwest.socialObviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman's house.8Reply
OOneCardboardBox lemmy.sdf.orgThe unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors15Reply
Retiring lemmy.mlWith a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.8Reply
SouthFresh lemmy.ml"And now you'll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!"6Reply
ii_dont_want_to lemmy.blahaj.zoneLooks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.2Reply
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I'm truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.
They had to hire a vampire for this one
The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.
Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.
This made me lol. Take my upvote
This is a sensory nightmare omg
Also a cleaning nightmare.
I was thinking what's the problem.... Then I got to the kitchen!
The fingerprints!
Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.
I'd have to Windex every day
Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don't believe people can live in a house like that day to day.
It's the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.
Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.
No mirrors on the ceiling?
I bet they don't even have pink champagne on ice.
Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.
Don't forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.
I hope not. Not with those white carpets.
Of all the places to put mirrors, they didn't put one above the bed. What is even the point.... smh
Obviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman's house.
The unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors
The camera work is impressive!
With a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.
"And now you'll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!"
What a disaster.
I could see myself living in a place like this
I'm feeling agoraphobic just browsing through these pictures.
Looks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.