Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

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Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

The slogan "Meat meets meat"

Probably one of the grossest thoughts I've had this week. It makes me thing about Smosh's Beef 'n Go video from 16 years ago.

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Darkard

lemmy.world

Big news!

threelonmusketeers reply

sh.itjust.works

How much news can there possibly be?

Corroded reply

lemmy.dbzer0.com

Someone isn't familiar with the competitive 'noff scene

11/10

There exists lube that's supposed to smell like cum. I don't see why there isn't a market for one that tastes like a microwave dinner.

Uiop reply

lemmy.dbzer0.com

I am disgisted, horrified, bamboozled, and intrigued.

what are those names, what horrible design, what a weird premise. I want some... for research purposes, I assure you. I want to horrify other people with this cursed knowledge.

distantsounds

lemmy.world

Give them a pitch
https://www.fuchs.com/us/en/company/about-fuchs/mission-statement/
Fuchs
Lubricants. Technology. People.

LUBRICANTS. FUCHS focuses on lubricants and offers solutions for all requirements and fields of application in the world of lubricants.

TECHNOLOGY. FUCHS claims technological leadership in strategically important fields of application and is acknowledged as the number one technology partner by its customers. Not only does FUCHS focus on its own lubricants, it also takes a holistic approach, paying close attention to the processes in place at its customers.

PEOPLE. FUCHS' dedicated corporate culture, coupled with its loyal and motivated workforce, is the strategic key to its success. Our employees form the basis for this success.