Spyke
aussie.zone

It is day 459. Seagoon remains lost at sea. Rescue crews have seen glimpses of her, but the plan to get her back to dry land safely hasn't been fully confirmed. Worshippers have been gathering along coastlines, along piers and bridges. They've taken up the chanting which appears to have started spontaneously among animals two nights ago...

GOOOOOONseeGOOOOOOONseeGOOOOON

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Nathreply
aussie.zone

Lodion and I have both emailed her directly. Not sure if its a first for him, but this is the first time I've emailed an Aussie.Zone user. She hasn't replied to me - I don't think Lodion has had a reply, either.

There is one last trick I have in my arsenal: to change her password myself and send it to her. Though that will leave me in a situation where I know a user's password and I'm not really comfortable with that direction. I'd prefer to get her password reset with our present approach.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Just out of curiosity what has happened?

Did she lose her password to her account and had to make a new account again?

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

As far as I can tell she has previously existed in this zone as both Seagoon and Seagoon_

The attempt to create a third Seagoon overwhelmed this timeline's reality vortex and has pushed her into an alternate timeline where the Aussie Zone does not exist. We are attempting to strengthen the vortex and will hopefully have the power to pull her back through shortly, but it is a risky manoeuvre and it is possible we will all be pulled through to the other timeline with her and will find ourselves rather confused and back on Reddit.

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Nathreply

As far as I can tell she has previously existed in this zone as both Seagoon and Seagoon_

Both accounts are still just fine in the database, I can recover either of them. I have gone for Seagoon_, as that's the account she's been using the past year. But yeah - it could easily have been the other account. I haven't heard from her since last night, and that was through CEO. I figure she has more important things going on in her world today. Which is fine, I've been at work and not exactly brimming with spare time anyway.

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aussie.zone

GOOOOOONseeGOOOOOOONseeGOOOOON

EDIT: has anyone spotted any sea monsters in that vicinity? I have a nasty feeling about this situation. It isn't just Euron that does the whole kraken bit.

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I think sheโ€™s been taken by a siren out at sea.

Lured away by an irresistible song out into the briny depths.

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::: spoiler Got through to Tenants Vic and got a better idea of what my rights were

The onus is on the LL to demonstrate that I'm in breach of S61 of the RTA (causing damage) and they cannot unreasonably restrict my quiet enjoyment of the property that I have exclusive use of. If it ends up at VCAT the timing of the claims and notice will be very much taken into consideration - namely that it followed a request to have the rent increase reviewed, and wasn't an issue beforehand.

Feeling a bit more relieved. Still gonna be ugly if they try to breach me anyway and we gotta do the whole thing, but at least I know I'm not doing the wrong thing here.

:::

Sox was quite unwilling to leave, but once we coaxed her out from under a couch she was surprisingly compliant with getting into her carrier, thank god - it's taken two people upwards of 30 mins before (and many scratches). I think I've cleared out anything and everything cat related in the apt. Anything else I find can be hidden in the car.

Now, time to dust, check for dust/stains on balcony, vacuum like mad and mop the floors while it's still light out, then laundromat time. Gotta cook dinner too. It's hoppin' John tonight, the beans are soaking away and there's a new brand of vegan snags at the shops that aren't too bad. Once dinner's done I'll clean the stove, have a shower, clean the shower glass and then I think I'm done. Ugh.

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aussie.zone

Things to do today.

  • New glasses
  • NDIS admin
  • back pay rent (thereโ€™s a recent screw up I need to fix)
  • gym
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Nathreply
  • Get Seagoon_ back online
  • Work
  • Call Christmas Holiday booking place
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Things to do today

  • Start on my assignment
  • Find some urgent cleaning that I've been ignoring for months but definitely needs to be done now
  • Get back to my assignment
  • Extra long dog walk. It helps me think and is not at all an attempt to avoid writing my assignment. Really. Honest!
  • Get back to assignment. Reinforce with extra coffee
  • 73 additional toilet breaks caused by additional coffee
  • Make dinner. Plus desert. Sugar is good for the brain, right?
  • Get back to assignment. More coffee. Doesn't need to be submitted until midnight and I can stay up late.
  • Half arse finishing the assignment. Contemplate whether 5% late penalty will be offset sufficiently by benefits of another day to edit.
  • Submit assignment
  • Sleep
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Bottom_racerreply
aussie.zone

Few days off so:

  • head down the bellarine
  • Weed / dig over chilli patch
  • Find seaweed at the beach
  • Swim
  • Add seaweed to chilli patch
  • Plant chillies out
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My day

  • Dr appointment for blood test results

  • Prepare some documents for approvals at work (kind of a lengthy process)

  • Performance review/update for one co-worker

  • Submit 3 job applications. Saw some interesting roles, so why not

  • Stretching

  • Evening walk

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

My day today.

  • Try and wake up from trying to fix my internal flock
  • Survive the day at work covering for someone who went home sick
  • Visit to the chemist
  • Supermarket

Edit: +proof reading document and trying to figure out how hand it back without going out of my way.

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

You have an internal flock? Is that the sheep we are supposed to be counting to get to sleep? I don't have one of those, I thought people were talking about imaginary sheep. My insomnia is now explained.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Oops! Meant to be clock but I suppose flock is pretty accurate as well.

Got to get the herd under control.

On other note I've been making so many typos lately, it's been horrible.

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I love a good typo.

I work in a job where we are all working simultaneously on a shared computer system, which has no ability to edit once you hit enter. So we see lots of typos, which are an endless source of entertainment.

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aussie.zone

lamb shanks were mid. Veggies were nice but the mirepoix based sauce was TERRIBLE. And the lamb was dry so must've been too small for the time I cooked it.. Ah well. trying my slow cooker mushroom beef thing that you were all sketch on last time. Will see how we go.

Also brought kiddo a decent sized ball, huge hit. He loves it. Forcing him to walk more too so that can only be a good thing. He can absolutely walk, he just decides it aint worth it a lot.

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Forcing him to walk more

See it as training for when you chuck him on the lawn mower in a few years and you're kicking back with a beer in hand saying 'you missed a bit buddy".

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

Let's unpack this. Did you put water or stock in there with the shanks? Did you fry the veg first? Did you fry the shanks off?

Ps. I was not sketchy. I was the one saying go for it.

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Oh dear. I don't know what went wrong but in my experience of slowing cooking I have learnt not to over complicate the the liquid because you can always adjust that at the end to balance out flavours.

She says not to use an expensive wine. That's wrong because chefs/cooks will tell you to use a wine that you enjoy drinking. Using the wrong wine can leave it tasting like vinegar.

I don't know why the lamb would be dry if you used a slow cooker but if you used the oven then yeah that can happen.

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aussie.zone

โ€œDonโ€™t send that document until Iโ€™ve reviewed itโ€ followed a day later by โ€œWhy havenโ€™t you sent that document?โ€ โ€œโ€ฆ because you told me not to.โ€ โ€œNo, I was talking about something else!โ€ โ€œYou might have mentioned that when I emailed you asking for the review.โ€

This place fucking sets me up to fail.

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I got a "I didnt know I was set up in X system today, can you please send the link?" I just replied to the original message in the SAME THREAD just a few days earlier and @'ed their name. stuff sending it again.

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Oh, for sure. Way too much on the plate. And tried to shift some of it and they just ended up with more.

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I genuinely suffer from this grief all the time. I am not gonna claim I have anything solved but I can share a few things I do. Firstly I understand/believe we are past a few critical tipping points and there's a good chance of things getting real bad (especially for marginalised communities - wealth buys some protection for longer). I trust any path humanity has through (waves hands) all this boils down to connection - with nature, with community, with 'source' (whatever that means).

I am devoted to doing the little things that are in front of me to do. Caring for the people that I care for, caring for nature in little ways. I am fortunate that I have a career that's in an area I care about too. And I look at the stars, the ocean, the trees. I often say sorry to them. And I know they will go on after me. Taking that time helps me.

This quote I saw on twitter a loong time ago sums up how I get through and I often look at it

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The world has ALWAYS been on the brink of calamity. It's just that the calamity du jour affects different groups/people differently. Some are not affected much and therefore do not care as much, and for some it's the end of the world as we know it and a serious disaster. What's different about nowadays is that the group that's going to be negatively affected is much much larger, and includes folk that up till now haven't had to think about it much. I'm with @imoldgreeg on this.

Do what you can in your own life circumstances, and help others where you can without making your own life harder. Don't forget to thoroughly enjoy the good bits of your life too - that's just as important. Possibly even more important. Cos these refuel you for coping with the other shit.

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

Based on the assignment I just finished writing you should worry less on the big complicated issues and focus smaller, more local issues you can directly impact. I will be focusing on reducing food waste, which through it's connection to all other problems in existance will eventually fix everything.

For details of how you will need to wait for my next assignment.

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melbaboutownreply
aussie.zone

The anarchists say to get to know your neighbours and start engaging in mutual aid to have each otherโ€™s back when things get rough, but quite honestly the people around here would probably be the biggest threat for me. Likeโ€ฆ they already are.

And the mutual aid Iโ€™ve done in the past has not been mutual.

Idk what my plan is if everything gets worse. All I can do is cope a day at a time, stay on a news diet and look after myself the best I can.

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aussie.zone

Finally made it to the laundromat, body aching and tired, having finished cleaning everything (EVERYTHING bar the fly screens/windows and insides of cupboards!) and bought groceries and inspected a rental and made dinner and washed all that up too. And god I hate mopping the floors but it does make the place feel nice when I do remember to do it. Just a shame I won't be here much longer. No more attachment.

Half a day of work tomorrow... and long-awaited therapy sesh after. I'm gonna sleep well tonight tho.

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Tonight is such a beautiful evening. Soft and warm, light breeze. I have opened up the house to let the air through.

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aussie.zone

The skin specialist rang to organise an appointment with me. Earliest they can do is end of next week. Ok. Then she tells me it'll cost $365 and I'll get $80 back via Medicare. She heard the thing in my voice when I agreed to the appointment and said if I wanted to cancel at any stage to just let them know by Tuesday. I just can't afford it and Elder's therapy as well. Feeling very conscious about the takeaway we had this evening, we shouldn't have had it, but I came home tonight and just didn't have it in me to cook. Mr P just laying about in bed most of the time with no energy and feeling guilty. That's what it's like after the heart procedure thing he had, my MIL reckons, as his dad was the same. Boss shuts the factory for 3 weeks over Xmas and New year, so that's 3 weeks with no dough. Time to get tougher with money.

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aussie.zone

Aw man I'm so sorry you're going through it right now, that's so awful. I hope things turn around, it sucks to struggle, I feel that. Sending you my love ๐Ÿ’œ

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Tofu
aussie.zone

@[email protected]

KRWWWWWW

WAAAAAAAAA

BZZZZZZZZZZ๐ŸฆŸ๐ŸฆŸ๐ŸฆŸ๐ŸฆŸ๐ŸฆŸ

Thank you for your patronage. We have collected payment.

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Taleya
aussie.zone

My inlaws live within viewing distance of middle Brighton station. I look forward to the well reasoned complaints coming up.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

tell them to shut the f up, its ~650k to buy something in pakey these days. over 700k to buy in Drouin. Shit is INSANE.

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Oh they know the reality and they'll actually get over it much faster than the usual karen, but FIL in particular looooves a bitch.

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Wussed out of the swim but made it to the beach:

The erosion on the dunes is extreme. They need to prod it with a stick or TNT can get it over and done with.

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  • New glasses โœ…
  • NDIS admin โœ…
  • back pay rent โœ…
  • gym โœ…

All tasks for today done despite agony. Dinner is cooking and will be up shortly. As soon as Iโ€™m done eating, I will be retreating to bed with a book

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Please don't think I'm weird, and your apples are surely lovely, but the first thing I noticed was your hands looking so beautiful and young! My 51 year old hands are lined and creased from hard manual work, dry skin in places, ruddy from years of hot water and wiping and scrubbing and washing, with brutally short nails for hygiene reasons. And I wear gloves at work, but not often at home.

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Bottom_racerreply
aussie.zone

Ooh looks good! I remember the red toffee apple things as a kid but haven't seen one in ages.

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Last time I had one of those red things they were using the toffee to cover up a bruised apple. Yucky.

For a better version try the Chocolate Apple Factory which uses both caramel, chocolate and other yummy additions.

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I bet one of the lessons was to wear shoes with solid tops to prevent harm from splashes of hot sugar ... which can burn to the bone.

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new distiller came todaaaay! It's actually FOR water, not ahem like my other one, so a 10 hour job for 4l is now 3. Plus its sexy red. Yes I am stupid adult excited about appliances, deal with it

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ahhh fuck just busted my lovely massive 3l canteen . Trying to find a replacement is a fucking nightmare, has the world just abandoned water storage??

::: spoiler The beast in question. Try and find one. I dare you.

:::

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That's good earnings, I should send Miss Meow out to work.

Although she'd probably blow it all on dry food and have to retire early due to extreme obesity.

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aussie.zone

Operation Cleanup is progressing decently. The real rush is gonna be after sox leaves around 2ish. Time to start consolidating every single cat item though so that none of it is in the house during the inspection, not even in the cupboards or rubbish. I've decided I won't be at home for the inspection as (a) I have a viewing to go to an hour after they arrive, and (b) it will be emotionally draining to hold back my resentment/negativity. Best that all communication is in text.

Poor poor sox. She's been glued to me all day and been so cute and snuggly. She has no idea that in a couple of hours she's going to be forcibly bundled up and whisked back home where she won't get to jump on the bed or get fussed over like a child. C'est la vie my little furry friend.

Meanwhile, finally got onto the magical hold music on the Tenants Vic hotline after 11 tries. Gonna just double check what my rights are regarding the demand to remove all my plants (which I have yet to receive evidence for claims that it's damaging property/upsetting neighbours, so I haven't moved anything. I'm not going to be bullied. And I sure as hell won't be breached over it). Got another rental viewing in five, chances are I'll have viewed it and still not gotten through on the hotline...

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

Yeah it definitely smacked of retaliation but now that they seem to be engaging an agent again sounds like maybe they've decided to keep quiet. Sadly got booted off the hotline after being on hold for 45 minutes, I'll have to try again first thing at 2:30pm or first thing tomorrow at 9:30am.

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Llabyrinthinereply
aussie.zone

How frustrating. Also, the whole thing is just stupidly pass agress, right?

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Totally. It's like a 180 deg change from how she used to be all these years. I'm glad I've decided to move on from it, but the next challenge is finding another place that'll tide me over. Think I need to get back onto fb and scour fairy floss and the like for lease breaks that aren't popping up on realestate.com.au.

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Gym โœ…

Pulled muscle in my back five minutes before gym ๐Ÿšซ

Survived workout anyway. Medicinal honeycomb Nippyโ€™s acquired ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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100 words cut from my assignment. 200 more to go.

I really hate this bit.

Edit: WOOOO HOOOO !!!!!!!!

877 words! I am so awesome, that's three whole words under!

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aussie.zone

Bubs might have another utiโ€ฆ sheโ€™s a bit antsy, Iโ€™m sorting a vet appointment and letting her beat the crap out of her toy mouse.

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aussie.zone

Been trying to track down info about this because it really rather threw me - in the Northcote area yesterday, there was a whole bunch of laminated signs on posts up and down All Nations. I glanced at one and it looked like antivaxx propaganda, but no one else online has mentioned it. Anyone know what that was?

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During covid there was a bunch of anti-vaxxers active in that area - including a lot of hairdressers for whatever reason. Might be that mob has gotten active again. Don't know though.

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aussie.zone

I donโ€™t know what the fuck I did to my back, but itโ€™s dreadful

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aussie.zone

Spent the nice weather this morning around Canterbury, imagining what it would take to live there these days. I like the leafy streets and packed in shopping precincts of those areas

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You can tell the place is from a different time. The houses are so big, the streets so narrow, and there's no parking

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Sneaky weekday brunch at a fav cafรฉ that I havenโ€™t been to in months.

This weather is just delicious.

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aussie.zone

I'm trying to pick a Jeff Buckley song to learn. They are really hard because his voice is absolutely amazing.

So far narrowed it down to: Mojo pin Forget her Lilac wine

I really hope I can get at least one down before next open mic.

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As much as I love Lilac Wine, how can you go past The Last Goodbye?

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Maybe wait at least till Halloween is over.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

i usually do cup day weekend yeah. Suppose I could wait.

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It's a beautiful day if the weather suits to get it done today to be honest.

Temp is going to drop back down to 16-19 the next few days, not sure if it's raining or not.

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Bleh.

Why do I always let me coffee go cold before I drink it?

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Took a very rare long weekend to hang out with visiting family today and even though they do my head in sometimes it was just lovely to have a day in the sun not having to solve anyone's problems ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Tofu
aussie.zone

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

I'll have one platter of everything fried, and another platter with everything containing excessive amounts of sugar please. Plus a large pitcher of strong coffee.

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Tofureply

๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿซ”๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ™๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฅ 

๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿก๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰

๐Ÿชฃ

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฏ

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Catfishreply
aussie.zone

Iโ€™ve been reading 1960s menus all afternoon. May I have the veloute windsor and the ham delight sausage?

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฒ

๐ŸŒญ

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

The little stuff that's been accumulating until 'when I have more time'. Your underlings will hate your guts but that is what they are for. Their hatred is your validation.

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MeanElevatorreply
aussie.zone

I'm cleaning up the 'rats and mice' of my tasks. Whatever takes more than 10 minutes goes into a list for tomorrow morning. I'm ahead work wise so this is the perfect time to just clear our the shit.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

Cheeky work day wank?

Best done at home though. Bit gross in the office.

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

I've still got a few things left on mine. Maybe you could do a couple of them?

  • Start on my assignment โœ…๏ธ
  • Find some urgent cleaning that I've been ignoring for months but definitely needs to be done nowโœ…๏ธ (well, I did some washing I didn't really need to do)
  • Get back to my assignmentโœ…๏ธ
  • Extra long dog walk. It helps me think and is not at all an attempt to avoid writing my assignment. Really. Honest!โœ…๏ธ
  • Get back to assignment. Reinforce with extra coffeeโœ…๏ธ
  • 73 additional toilet breaks caused by additional coffee โœ…๏ธ
  • Make dinner. Plus desert. Sugar is good for the brain, right?โœ…๏ธ

Get back to assignment. More coffee. Doesn't need to be submitted until midnight and I can stay up late.
Half arse finishing the assignment. Contemplate whether 5% late penalty will be offset sufficiently by benefits of another day to edit.

  • Submit assignmentโœ…๏ธ
  • Sleep
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I have managed to complete a first draft which is good. Now I need to shove in a few references and cut out about 300 words. Which considering it is an 800 word assignement might be a bit of a challenge.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Ok no worries. I got distracted and was a little late at getting to it.

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No problems. Just had an internet outage too, so wasn't sure if this thread was created properly. Seems to be OK now though.

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Some days I have a pep in my step, today there is no pep. Feel like Iโ€™m just dragging myself around to do the things I need to do and no motivation for work.

This mood calls for happy songs playlist and a nice walk in the sun.

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