Spyke
aussie.zone

Oh seagooon

We wish you would come back soon

But hope you are enjoying your vacation

Enforced by internet enshittification.

But come back soon....dear 'goon.

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Briongloidreply
aussie.zone

I was just checking to see if @Seagoon_ was alright, they haven't been online in 5 days.

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She says she has signed up to aussie.zone and is now waiting for approval. Its now a waiting game.

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aussie.zone

Had some stuff done a few months ago on the roof. Turns out the dudes just cut the downpipe and used a brick to keep it in place without reconnecting it. I only worked that out the other day after that rain.

Was wondering why the rose next to it was having a great time:

Should be an easy fix (was just gonna use PVC glue and that PVC rubber tape stuff) but jeez a bit of a poor effort. Getting people in for such small jobs (or getting them back to fix their fuck ups) is hard today.

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Stunning rose, but caused by the bane of all our existences: the slacklustre tradie.

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Taleyareply
aussie.zone

Don't even need to glue, could just cuff it

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aussie.zone

Going out for fancy breakfast this morning to a cafe near a post office. Nice food and the boys can post our council votes for us.

If I ran a cafe near a mailbox I'd do a post about it to remind people to send off their votes and come enjoy a coffee while you're at

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tombruzzoreply
aussie.zone

If I ran said cafe I'd have an October long special of some overpriced cafe version of a sausage sandwich for that election day feel

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Would you do different versions for each of the major parties or something like that?

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tombruzzoreply
aussie.zone

People could mention their party affiliation and I could do different options for them. Like vegan for the greens, Mayo for labour, and whatever's lying around for liberal

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The labor sausage, the liberal sausage, independent sausage.

Doesnโ€™t sound too bad to me!

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aussie.zone

Ladies and gentlemen, enbies, kitties and potats...I am going to clean up from dinner and go to bed. I don't even care how early it is. I am stuffed. Night all

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Ninigh. You gotta do what you need to to recharge. That's often more important than the "should"s we tell ourselves to do.

I'm gonna watch Fisk at 8pm and then call it a night too and do most of the cleaning tomorrow.

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aussie.zone

My plan today: go to the market. My strategy is to give every member of the household a limit, say $40. The ones who want to spend more will negotiate with those who don't spend that much and it's great to see the kids in action making deals with their father and each other over who's getting what.

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Rusty Ravenreply
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Always good to involve everyone in the budgeting. I learned from an early age to keep an eye out for specials, compare by unit pricing etc. to keep the overall food budget down - if you get the cost of the boring stuff lower you have room to add in important stuff like lollies!

When I moved out at 18 I discovered that most of my peers had no idea how to stick to a budget or prioritise their spending - an alarming number would run out of food entirely before the end of the fortnight, then when they got paid they'd waste it on expensive stuff and start the cycle again. I was really surprised, I'd been shopping on a budget and planning ahead with my Mum for years.

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Lol same, I lived with people who spent their entire food budget in a few days ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธI was living on about $25 per week but it was easier then. I'd get a bag of spuds, bag of onions, garlic, big bag of red or brown lentils, some budget cans of tomatoes, dried pasta, rice, a bag of apples, a couple of key vegetables that were cheap and in season and a couple of packets of herbs/spices (thus building a supply of herbs and spices over time available to enhance my cooking). I would combine these ingredients in different ways over the week to try to make it interesting. When it was someone's birthday I'd lash out on a King Island Brie and red wine. I've probably never eaten so well lol.

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I think my budget was $50 a week, but that included odds and ends like toiletries and magazines as well as food. It also included meat, although not huge amounts. My staple meal was stir-fry, with lots of rice and veg and a small amount of meat (about 60-80g per meal). I would cut up the meat into strips for the freezer (I had a bar fridge with freezer space designed to hold a couple of trays of ice-cubes!) so something like a single chicken thigh would cover a few meals.

I also had a butcher that would sometime have whole wild rabbits for a couple of dollars, so I'd use the meat from those for a stew & make a soup from the bones.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Budgeting and also knowing good deals and seeing one is an under appreciated skill.

I found a ripping deal on ham this week and bought quite a bit of it and made really nice sandwiches out of them and couldnโ€™t be happier.

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Rusty Ravenreply
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It absolutely is - it also needs to be paired with the ability to cook and menu plan well.

A lot of people have the basic skill set of being able to choose a recipe, buy the ingredients and make a meal, but don't have the ability to reverse the process and create something based on which ingredients are available. Which works well for me, I have often ended up with things like trays of meat left over from events because people don't have any idea what to do with them (or have a mental block against "leftovers").

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Mix and mash all the stuff together. What could go wrong?

Iโ€™m fairly simple so if there were trays of meat you could pair it up with rice, pasta, sandwich, noodles just on a basic level. Nothing fancy or complicated but maybe I just donโ€™t have any good ideas in my head.

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Catfish
aussie.zone

Craft prepping for the big Halloween window. Sure hope the theme isnโ€™t too obscure โ˜ ๏ธ

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Is this their new digs at the Werribee zoo? ๐Ÿ˜ƒGlad they've got more room now.

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aussie.zone

I have some work to finish up before tomorrow but I am seriously thinking of just having a shower and going to bed. I am so tired today.

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aussie.zone

Lol do you want me to come over and help you this week? I'm great at building IKEA stuff! Half my furniture is IKEA lol

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Haha I was going to offer as well though Iโ€™m on the opposite side of town.

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Taleya
aussie.zone

I finally got to see GardenWorld in person (been an online customer for years)

::: spoiler ...my GOD

:::

It's farken insane. 10/10 highly recommended

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Taleyareply
aussie.zone

I've been a customer for years - online. I thought it was a bog standard nursery, not this wonderful insanity!

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Oh it's a fantastical fairy garden; the geodes and rocks and minerals and fossils and all the cacti and exotic plants. It's a wonderland!

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omg omg, I too am an online customer for years.

Looks like a visit is on the cards. ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ–๐ŸŒต

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aussie.zone

Overnight (our night) there have been strange reports coming in from agricultural hubs around the world. Cows and similar bovines appear to have all at once changed their signature "moo" sound, puzzling farmers, biologists, and even physicists. The sound these bovines are now making has been described as follows:

::: spoiler spoiler GOOOOOOOONseeGOOOOONseeGOOOOOOON :::

Edit: it appears that birds capable of producing human sounds have also begun what can only be described as a chant

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Alright, lamb shanks are in the slowcooker! Excited af about this. Never had them at home before. Well, except for the frozen pre made ones.

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Very slow start to cleaning today but I've cleared out a lot of junk hiding in the kitchen (years of plastic packaging that I meant to throw at redcycle, old teas and boxes of nuts) and tidied under the sink which is the one set of cupboards I know they'll check with good reason.

Off to meet friend and try to keep spirits up...

I have Monday off, figured I'd do the vacuuming + mopping + mass laundry to get rid of cat hair that afternoon after sox leaves. When I get back today I'll just continue with the decluttering and wiping surfaces so that it looks neat and tidy enough. That's doable.

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aussie.zone

Why do people feel the need to use their most loudest voice possible when they are outside and only a couple of metres away from each other?

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Sounds like kids to be honest. They canโ€™t control their voice volumes either.

I have no idea why people do that. Bad hearing?

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Oh sorry I knew that. Just saying kids have the same problem with voice control and how loud they are.

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I've got a few pretty politically conservative types in my extended family. Mostly we've always been able to have decent conversations but more and more it seems like the information they quote is so different from the information I see about the world I don't even know where to start. No ...I don't think Trump helped the American economy last time but I don't even want to start to explain why I think that. And no we are not being held back by Greenies .... I just can't even find common ground.

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aussie.zone

Imagine if the general public knew you could microwave potato... It would be so destructive to the status quo. Restaurants everywhere would be forced to close, who knows what other repercussions would be

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

Restaurant lobby groups asking to tax microwaves and give them the money

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For the few pubs that might still be open, counter meals would be sad. Parma chips and salad

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aussie.zone

Attempt 2 at cat tower to commence shortly.

So the 2nd amp I grabbed to make a stereo guitar setup was a huge win!

Sounds so damn cool with an amp on each side.

Will photograph cat tower later. Pray for me.

Edit: putting in headphones helps drown out the noise of the agonising meows.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Iโ€™ve dedicated this thread to your cat tower.

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aussie.zone

It is time to begin THE GREAT CLEAN.

DT DJ, please to turn the music up

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โœ… Breakfast
โœ… Groceries
โœ… Post breakfast nap
๐Ÿ”ณ Cook
๐Ÿ”ณ Meal with friend
๐Ÿ”ณ World Domination
๐Ÿ”ณ Maybe laundry

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aussie.zone

So nice to have Fisk back on as a cozy Sunday night treat. Just lighthearted and relatable and low key. The North Melbourne trams are like their own character. Also: I have been guilty of steaming milk so loudly it sounds like a pig being slaughtered ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Looking forward to Aaron Chen's character's grandma next week.

Speaking of other cozy shows I binge-watched Ludwig over the past two nights; nice little romp as well. Recommended if you like David Mitchell.

Shrinking S2 is on too and I'm looking forward to that on Wed/Thu now that Slow Horses s4 is over.

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Duenan
aussie.zone

Does anyone here own a weighted blanket?

Was thinking of one with the idea that it might help me sleep at night.

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Bottom_racerreply
aussie.zone

Does anyone here own a weighted blanket

yeah but instead we call it existential dread. Still weighs heavily but it's free.

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I might give the dread a pass.

Does seem to come with a few negatives Iโ€™d love to avoid.

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

No, but I have a cat that likes to lie on top of me in bed. Does not help me sleep. Especially when purring loudly into my ear.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

I can see the upsides but I think having a cat tends to put your body into an immobile state.

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

used to have one but it felt too heavy, ended up with melatonin

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Oh ok.

I do like the additional weight. More worried that it might get too warm or something.

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aussie.zone

You can buy weighted ones that are designed for hot weather, they woven out of massive threads with large holes for air flow.

Edit: but I think there are some now that are cooling too, if you search for 'Australia hot weather weighted blanket'

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That sounds like what I have.

Itโ€™s woven like thick rope in a cross code pattern and thereโ€™s large holes with the way itโ€™s woven as well.

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Llabyrinthinereply
aussie.zone

I do. It has worked at times, but not always.

I am a heavy layers/blanket peep. I tend to find I sleep better with a bit of weight.

I think I prefer the weighted blanket if Iโ€™m not feeling great, or maybe for a nap. Even after owning it for a few years, Iโ€™m still trying to figure out how it works best for me.

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Oh ok. I feel like I kick the light ones off too easily sometimes.

If I was going to get one it was going to be one of those Kmart ones.

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aussie.zone

I don't have one but I do layer blankets with a doona for the same effect. It's hot though, so I do want a weighted one as well. I think it will help you if you like the feeling of heavy doonas

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Iโ€™ll give that a shot. Got this bottom knitted cotton blanket which is surprisingly heavy.

Iโ€™ll chuck that on top tonight and see how it goes.

My winter doona is very nice on really cold nights but too warm to use in spring and summer mostly.

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aussie.zone

Morning! I just got back from the cafe, where I ate a big breakfast. Would recommend

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I knew what this was before I clicked it ๐Ÿ˜‚

My sister says: don't you fuckin ruin mother's day again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I could do with a big breakfast today. I think itโ€™s somewhat decent outside as well to boot.

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Duenan
aussie.zone

Argh. Woken up late and have to make the transition back to early wake up tomorrow.

Save me!

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

Would you like to employ our services

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Tell me about these โ€œservicesโ€.

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

It involves at least one (1) lawnmower and one (1) illegally employed screaming child

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Iโ€™ll have one order of that for 6am tomorrow.

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Tofureply

Your request has been received and is being processed.

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Iโ€™m reorganising my National Geographic collection, and Iโ€™m missing random ones

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Catfish
aussie.zone

Mission for the morning. Queue for the closing day sale at the best pie shop ever. โ€˜Tis an utter tragedy.

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Out of curiosity I googled "Melbourne pie shop closing down" and.. wow, so many! Too many in the past few years ๐Ÿ˜ข(My local is hanging on, but business rental prices in my area have skyrocketed and a lot of shops that have been there for years have closed. Including my beloved computer repair guy who'd been there since 1986 or something.)

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Catfishreply
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These guys itโ€™s both rent and ingredients. They refuse to use shit and would apparently have to charge $14 a pie to keep as is ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

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That's tragic but also understandable. Working in elite food environments and having a partner who was a chef opened my eyes to a lot of things. If the integrity of the ingredients is paramount to you then it's so hard to compromise for the sake of $.

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This is true. It costs money to use good and real ingredients.

The other issue is falling real value wages, we get 1/3 in real value of 1970s wages.

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Victory! Well mostly. They are out of almost everything. Anyone not already in the queue will be disappointed.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

In what order though? Thatโ€™s very important.

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Alamutjonesreply
aussie.zone

I voted, posted the ballot and bought shoes in more or less a straight line

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Now earwigs want a piece of my seedlingsโ€ฆ unfortunately for them I employ an organic pest control system called โ€˜yeetโ€™

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Tofu
aussie.zone

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง„๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿฅƒ

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŸ

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has anyone seen my new dinosaur necklace, can't find it anywhere ๐Ÿ™„ Found it!!

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