lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTrack_Shovel Are YOU having an emergency?View original on slrpnk.net440Comments11Reply
ssuperkret feddit.org1Hide 1 replyDear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... No, that's too formal. Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.28Reply
SSt3alth lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyCaller: “Oh I’m fine just thought I’d call to see how you are” Operator: “R-Really?” Caller: “No you fucking idiot I need help i’m being attacked”19Reply
Track_Shovel replyslrpnk.net3Hide 3 repliesNo, it's me. I start every conversation off this way.15Reply
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Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road...
No, that's too formal.
Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
I'll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.
Caller: “Oh I’m fine just thought I’d call to see how you are”
Operator: “R-Really?”
Caller: “No you fucking idiot I need help i’m being attacked”
I think you've interpreted the joke in the meme backwards.
No, it's me. I start every conversation off this way.
The plot thickens! Especially around the middle!
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That particular shot is from Portlandia where he played the mayor.
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