Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.
https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806/Open linkView original on sh.itjust.works285
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I'll take action on under 5.
Honestly, he's going downhill fast. Not that he was ever very uphill. But still, his faculties clearly aren't improving.
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I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.
If there's anything worse than the words "President Trump" it's "President Vance"
Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?
* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?
Depends what the AM Radio Crowd tells them to do
Will they all be able to stick to one script?
Given how consolidated the market has become? I doubt Clear Channel has any trouble corralling their horses.
Inshallah
🙏🏻
What are the odds on 4?
The article was published January 23, 2013, so that was almost 12 years ago.
Okay now it makes me feel better. Didn't like the thought of him going another 20yrs :(
Damn this article is on the nose
Goddamn the Onion is good.
For those who don't want to click away, here are some of the highlights:
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That long????
I'd rather the cause die instead of the symptom
Reminding myself that I'll most probably outlive Trump and Putin provides me happiness.
Wish you'd hurry up with it
It's a great reason to keep on living. I was thrilled when Kissinger finally croaked
The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.
I keep saying that Trumps greatest virtue is that he is mortal and will die. It is amazing for my mood.
IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT
I.
Terezin is full of beauty.
It's in your eyes now so clear
And through the street the tramp
Of many marching feet I hear.
In the ghetto at Terezin.
It looks that way to me,
Is a square kilometer of earth
Cut off from the world that's free.
II.
Death, after all, claims everyone,
You find it everywhere.
It catches up with even those
Who wear their noses in the air.
The whole, wide world is ruled
With a certain justice, so
That helps perhaps to sweeten
The poor man's pain and woe.
I don't wanna wait, For his life to be over
I want to know right now, what will it be?
I don't wanna wait for his life to be over
Will it be yes or will it be... sorry?
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doo doooo
JFC - Don't taunt me with having to put up with that fuckwit for that long.
I've been thinking about this regularly and it does not make me feel better
Only to get another shit fk like him. It doesn't fucking end.
Knowing he won't be around to see the result of his climate change denial does not make me happier :/