Spyke
lemmy.zip

The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It's too pure.

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treadfulreply
lemmy.zip

I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that's your business.

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I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.

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lemmy.world

Huh? Why technicolor? Isn't that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don't get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn't a different affect?

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lemmy.world

You should go fart in the shower. You'll see. It's like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.

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Hmmmmmm not sure if I'm flattered regardless that you don't know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I've taken so few showers that I've never experienced farting in the shower lol

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The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.

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  1. I bet this is genuinely a shower thought.

  2. Competing hypotheses: either the higher temperatures promote travel of smell molecules, or they are water soluble.

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Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship

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Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband's colon in technicolor.

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