The only reason I'm sad that Biden dropped out of the presidential race, is I was enjoying my joke that it's the roaring 20s.....and by that, I mean we got 2 dinosaurs running for office!
And then I'd do a T-Rex roar.
But now the joke doesn't work, because Harris isn't an AARP member. So she can't roar like a dinosaur.
Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it "Largefoot", or it's taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.
Well if the timeline is accurate, then next year should see the release of the tale of one man and his mustache's rise to power, in the bestselling autobiography, Mein Kissen.
They call velociraptors turkeys in Jurassic Park. The actual paleontologist in the movie gives an accurate description. The "velociraptors" we later see are actually misidentified utahraptors.
I've recently been to the Knosso Palace, in Greece, and it's littered with creative rebuilding based on hyped up hypothesis about stuff like "here they probably had rituals", "here they had advanced undreground pools for purification", and A LOT of the experience is wasted on clarifying that what you are looking at is fake and wrong.
This is the 20s, and people make up random shit that spreads like wildfire every fucking day.
O shit we here in the 20s again
The only reason I'm sad that Biden dropped out of the presidential race, is I was enjoying my joke that it's the roaring 20s.....and by that, I mean we got 2 dinosaurs running for office!
And then I'd do a T-Rex roar.
But now the joke doesn't work, because Harris isn't an AARP member. So she can't roar like a dinosaur.
Bruh... It's literally the '20s and misinformation spreads like wildfire all over the internet.
Not on paleontology tho. #winning
Just go on Twitter or something pretending to be a paleontologist with a new discovery and then show pictures of a Bigfoot or something.
Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it "Largefoot", or it's taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.
Man, the 40s are gonna be wild.
Figures everyone is just overlooking the 30s again. Don't worry, I'm sure they won't be notable, at all.
Well if the timeline is accurate, then next year should see the release of the tale of one man and his mustache's rise to power, in the bestselling autobiography, Mein Kissen.
"They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats..." -made up random shit spreading like wildfire, circa 2020's
Woah this really might be the 20s
History books teach the famous quotes that important historical figures have said.
And that certainly will be in the future history books, provided the republicans don't cut ALL funding from education and burn the books first.
Funding? They literally have stated a plan to abolish the Department of Education.
Remember when people thought it was the lack of access to information that made people believe in made-up nonsense? Yeah... it was not.
’20s*
How did you manage to be inconsistent within the post, title, and image?
I loathe pedants and strive to annoy them with my every shitpost
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Legit heard someone the other day calling feathered dinosaurs woke.
They call velociraptors turkeys in Jurassic Park. The actual paleontologist in the movie gives an accurate description. The "velociraptors" we later see are actually misidentified utahraptors.
I've recently been to the Knosso Palace, in Greece, and it's littered with creative rebuilding based on hyped up hypothesis about stuff like "here they probably had rituals", "here they had advanced undreground pools for purification", and A LOT of the experience is wasted on clarifying that what you are looking at is fake and wrong.
Also asbestos on the site.
Just imagine how bad asworstos must have been.
I guess that explains why the Ancient Greeks are all dead.