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you look kinda like someone i used to know and it's kinda fucking with me but you're really hot so I'll ignore it while i wank

Puh, idk a carrot maybe? Would hate to leave carrot stains on your bra though.

My how I've missed seeing your beautiful body 😍

I really want to see how many sharpies you can hold in your cleavage. I'm going to guess 11.

Welcome back!

My face

I'm going to slide it right between those nice tits of yours.