uunalivejoy replylemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesThere's an old joke. Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they'll drink all your beer. 89Reply
MirthfulAlembic replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI always heard this joke with Baptists instead.23Reply
VVelvetStorm replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHow about this one Jews don't recognize Jesus Mormons don't recognize the pope And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store26Reply
Uriel238 [all pronouns] replylemmy.blahaj.zoneHowever, every Mormon family I've know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.9Reply
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Mormons: jokes on you, it doesn't count if we both black out
Mormons won't cheat.
There's an old joke.
I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.
It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.
How about this one
Jews don't recognize Jesus
Mormons don't recognize the pope
And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store
A true classic!
However, every Mormon family I've know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.
this is the first time I've seen this meme without dick sucking
At least they weren’t foolish enough to challenge them at basketball.
At least two beers each in front of each other.