The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
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The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
Ricotta is a boring cheese. No cheese flavor just white mush. Gross
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese
It's the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!
Nobody wants a five cheese pizza. That is when they break out the weird cheeses.
Feta cheese on pizza is delicious
Yup, the weird cheeses.
But yeah, it is delicious.
I will not stand for this gorgonzola slander
Paneer pizza
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I bet I could come up with five non-weird cheeses pretty easily.
There aren’t even any tomatoes on it. He really did lose the wrong son.
The tomatoes were turned into a delicious sauce underneath the cheese. Just cause Boromir was more obvious with his tomatoes doesn't make it better!
Denethor prefers tomatoes raw. More explosive power.
Five pizzas?
Boromir would have-a brought-a five.
Boromir would have brought one with tomatoes on it
When your son brings you a pizza but there's no tomato sauce.
Well yeah you fucking cannibal.