Spyke
lemm.ee

"if you can't stand feel free to stand" hey thanks guy why didn't I think of that

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lemmy.ml

Just do what Professor Xavier does, use that big ol' noggin of yers to levimitate yerself so's it looks what like year walkins!

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You jest, but I honestly always wondered about that... does Xavier only have telepathy and no telekinetic abilities at all? I feel like he should be flying around all Magneto-style (in an upright position, rather than planking like Supes)

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feddit.org

They invite me to stand in front of their car. That means I get to block traffic without repercussion, and they'll be charged with assault if they try to stop me.

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feddit.org

I mean, assaulting people you don't agree with is kind of the military's thing.

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Owning a Stellantis product probably would eventually make me want to commit random acts of violence as well.

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feddit.org

If you've seen the car's back you have its licence plate. You can take a photo of it and record the interaction.

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If your action of standing in front of their car can be construed as a protest, they are legally permitted to run you down, per some fuckwit judge.

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lemmy.world

The funny part about this is it legally shows a mens rea of intent to harm. So if your argument for running down protesters is you were in fear of your life, this sticker completely destroys it and gets you put away.

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

Probably one that bitches constantly about taxes being "too damn high!" like a real man of culture.

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But doesn’t actually pay any taxes himself. He ends up net positive after taking the standard deduction, child tax credit, and earned income credit, which is funded by the taxes he hates so much.

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lemm.ee

The metre flows better that way.

If you can't stand,
Feel free to stand
Behind our troops;
In front of my ram.

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If you read it with notes (tonally?)

You’re probably hearing it exactly how I am.

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lemmy.world

$20 says this guy has never been a soldier, doesn’t qualify to be a soldier, and is disliked by most soldiers. I know I dislike him already.

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programming.dev

Car size is proportional to car owner's stupidity. The dumber you are, the fancier the idea of mindless communication on the road is for you. And stupid people want their message to be the biggest around, but you can't do that while writing normally, so, you get what you get.

At least that's my theory.

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I think it is more that the appeal of forms of communication where you can exclaim things without having to worry about pesky things like responses increases the dumber the things you want to say are.

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Love the garbage decal job, too. Couldn't be bothered to get out the level, Mr. Gravy Seal?

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Instructions unclear: I'm a troop who sat down and got rammed by this ram. Now I can no longer stand and got rammed again.

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"[P]atriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile." - Patrick O'Brien

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lemm.ee

why is the P in patriotism have a []? did patrick obrien originally say atriotism?

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No, the full quote starts off with "But you know as well as I, patriotism..." and I feel the preface dulls the impact of the statement.

But if you want the full meaning then you should read all of the books over and over again. At least that's what worked for me.

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