Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
::: spoiler Now the real question is
Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use?
:::
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
stop typing you're blocking the view thx
Jesus, why
slytherin
Can you don’t?
Stupid sexy Hagrid
A bare bear on a bear, bairn.
That moment when you put the hat on your head, and it puts you in Hufflepuff, but then you put it on your dick and it puts you into Slytherin
::: spoiler Now the real question is Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use? :::
I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy
Hey alright
The timeless art of seduction.