Spyke
lemmy.world

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

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AeronMelonreply
lemmy.world

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

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kamenladyreply
lemmy.world

A few hours later:

"No, this is not Jenny, Sir."

"Sir‽"

"Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!"

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don't know, man! I haven't even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?

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"Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That's so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I'm so random too!"

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Jenny, how predictable do you think I am? It's cider this time. Take it back!

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One time one of the cooks at the BK I go to for lunch a lot recognized an error the person at the counter had made on my order. It made me happy that someone gave enough of a shit about me to remember my order but also made me think I'm probably going too often.

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lemmy.world

if you wanna feel special go to a higher end restaurant where they don’t “auction” food. But even they use food runners. This actually lets the waiter give you more personal time ya dummy.

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

I did feel very special at a high end restaurant, until the bill came. Then I realized I'm not rich enough to feel special more than once every couple of years.

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That was me a few weeks ago celebrating a personal achievement with my family. The waitress was great though, I prefer not fancy places it seems. Steaks were good the bill was the price of an adequate graphics card.

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Therein lies the rub. There are places that give you most of the experience without needing to donate your first born but they’re becoming scarce.

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WarTowelreply
lemmy.world

I've had servers say "I'm so and so and I'll be your server this evening" but it's gone from my brain the moment they walk away

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flerpreply
lemm.ee

Interacting with another human being as it they were a human being instead of a servant bringing you food is creepy?

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I almost always try to use the servers name if I can. it's better than just hey you or excuse me IMO. I have no idea why calling someone by their name would be creepy.

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iAmTheTotreply
sh.itjust.works

Everyone is so opposed to using the new terms because they feel like it gives Elon some kind of win. Personally I think using them unironically highlights the stupidity of the name.

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lemmy.world

It is necessary to call it ex-Twitter because “X” is just a variable that needs to be filled in.

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I worry about those guys. Musk could just decide he wants to send a mountain of lawyers at them if he got a bee in his bonnet about it.

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Honytawkreply
lemmy.zip

It is more that we don't care how businesses decide to call themselves.

They can rebrand as much as they want to try and get rid of their bad image. But we'll remember what they did, and remind them every time we use their old name.

I still call it Facebook as well.

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