programmerhumorΒ·Programmer Humorbyπ»πΌπππππβΒ Psychopath DevView original on lemmy.world383Comments7
TheTechnician27Β lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesParents killing reaping their zombie children was a favorite one of mine.26
ffuboΒ replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou don't kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)11
AAdamEatsAssΒ lemmy.worldI really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.24
vvgaΒ sopuli.xyzHave kids, kill your kids, check out cutlery, kill yourself, kill others, visit toilet. In this order.6
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killingreaping their zombie children was a favorite one of mine.You don't kill zombies; a zombie is already dead. You wait for or reap zombies. (A zombie process is just a process table entry with its exit status; it goes away once the parent process has read that exit status.)
Haha, yup, you're right; had a brain fart.
I really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.
Have kids, kill your kids, check out cutlery, kill yourself, kill others, visit toilet. In this order.
Normal day in America.
Aren't we done with this meme?