SSnowclone replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.64Reply
ssuperkret replyfeddit.org1Hide 1 replyMy brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?29Reply
HHylactor replysopuli.xyzSure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we're at it.8Reply
CChickenLadyLovesLife replylemmy.world Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.1Reply
GGlifted lemmy.worldI used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up60Reply
mojofrododojo replylemmy.worldI forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car. Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects.... still a banger.6Reply
empireOfLove2 lemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyat least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.13Reply
UnderpantsWeevil lemmy.worldDon't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing. They know exactly what they are doing.3Reply
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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we're at it.
Okay Nick Mullen.
Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.
That's fucked up and hilarious.
Now THAT is why we need AI
I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
Relevant username?
He’s coming, he’s coming...
I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects....
still a banger.
at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
Me too, Jesus. Me too.
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Ok gooner
Dude get a towel or something….
He’s coming?
I knew you would come, but you've come!
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically
Cartman is in-love with Jesus
Don't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing.
They know exactly what they are doing.
Ms. Magdalene knows how to work
Jesús likes to party! Bien por ti.
Do not come.
Biff must have had a really good time that night.
Blue spray paint…