Spyke
Taleya
aussie.zone

Irl cake day somehow sucked worse than the one I literally spent in ER with a 10% chance of survival. seriously thinking of moving the date and blocking what pathetic scraps of family i have left

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aussie.zone

Iโ€™m so sorry you had a crap time. Sending birthday wishes and all the happiness for you. Can you do something special to treat yourself and help cancel it out?

E: cancel the family experience I mean, not your birthday

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Do it! You don't need toxic in your life. Happy birthday anyway. I hope next year's is better for you. โ™ฅ

7
aussie.zone

P's dropped in from their travels to Noosa and gave me 3 t-shirts.

They all say "I LOVE Noosa"

I've never been (or intend to go) to noosa.

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Could at least have said, "My parents went to Noosa and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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Itโ€™s fairly touristy. Even RACV has a resort there. I was there a few weeks ago but it was just to visit and stayed on the Sunshine Coast.

If you hire a 4wd you can beach drive from Noosa to Rainbow Beach which is pretty cool.

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Simon
aussie.zone

This cow in a Geelong show ad seems to have 4 front legs๐Ÿ‘€

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melbaboutownreply
aussie.zone

AI art?

Has to be. Things in the background look blobby and weird too

4
aussie.zone

Kind of AI. I think it's Adobe generative fill. There was probably something in the way, and someone has used the generative fill tool to make the cow have legs, but didn't check or edit it after too make sure it looked correct haha

Could be AI, but I think all their legs are a bit off, but the tops of the cows seem okay, so I reckon something was blocking the cows legs in the photo, and and editor has used that tool to 'fix' it

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Bwahaha!! Do supermarkets still do the 6 legged chicken deal?

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Iโ€™m so frustrated about my health and living situation. I was never hugely sporty but did like to be somewhat active like walking and tai chi and would love the energy/chance to garden. Iโ€™d love to be exercising and prepping good meals.

Even just getting away from the toxic elements of where I live would be amazing.

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I have far too many baking trays. I will not be culling just merely organising them in a better tetrisy way.

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I took the other chair down to the terrace to be sanded and painted . Sorry.

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Pilk
aussie.zone

Free birthday cake donut with (?any) purchase at Shortstop Melbourne today. Really tasty vanilla cinnamon cake donut with rainbow sprinkles.

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Pilkreply

Check their Insta I think the donuts are limited but free coffee with purchase is not โ˜•

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I counted 7 frying pans. 2 cast iron (1 flat, 1 griddle) 1 steel/aluminium (Idfk), 1 small for toasting nuts, 2 that go in the oven with a lids (1 large, 1 small) and one I use all the time. Plus a wok. I need to make decisions but maybe not today.

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Here I am StudSpud the Starchy
The poetic potato aficionado
But in real life I'm actually partly
Just your average f5 tornado

I don't look like an actual potato
I'm not a hot-as-fuck stud
I'm just a long dormant volcano
And now I'm certainly not a chud

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aussie.zone

Sun out. Open window. Sun goes. Temp drops and wind starts. Close window. Repeat. One of THOSE days hey Melbourne?

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yup, I have a jumper on but technically it's still winter so it's to be expected

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imoldgreeegreply
aussie.zone

Well over out west it's definitely settled on overcast and rainy so I'm gonna say no

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aussie.zone

My legs are shot. 25kms isn't a super long ride, but you feel it when you're towing 2 kids and the last stretch is up hill

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My daughter one day "Daddy, why have we slowed down?". And here's my poor husband sweating bullets and pedalling as hard as he could while crossing the western highway on an overpass.

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aussie.zone

Iโ€™m about to make a toastie, but donโ€™t know what I want in it.

Cheese and salami, or peanut butter and banana?

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Bananas ought be illegal. Satay salami sounds curiousโ€ฆ

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Cheese, salami and onion.

I think I've just decided my lunch plans. Maybe I should go all in and add tomato too?

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

30/50 which surprised me greatly, I got all the first ones wrong

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aussie.zone

Oh, cheese train soundin' louder

Nomming on the cheese train

Nom, yum, yum, ah, nom, ah

Come on, now cheese train

Yes, cheese train swiss holy slices

Everyone jump on the cheese train

Nom, yum, yum, ah, nom, ah

Come on, now cheese train ......

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Catfishreply
aussie.zone

Is this cheese train carved like the cover of the WW kids birthday cake book? Have seen wedding โ€˜cakesโ€™ that were a huge cheese stack. Yes, the bride was Dutch.

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aussie.zone

I went to Love Lombard in Preston today for Christmas crackers in the colour that I require. They have an absolute fuckload of Halloween stuff if youโ€™re interested. Floating heads in crystal balls, all manner of skulls, vampire rats like WTF, living dead girls and so on.

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oztrinreply
aussie.zone

Ha. Mine go up the final week before Christmas if that and the tree Christmas Eve, and down around the 6th January.

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Decos up on Xmas eve, then down by 6th January. This encompasses the canonical 12 days of Xmas that my true love sent to me. Also by then one is completely sick of the whole thing. Starting in November with the xmas carols on loop in every shop is enough to turn one atheist - a violent bomb-throwing atheist.

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Clearly just big fans of the Nightmare Before Christmas. That way it's still Halloween themed.

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aussie.zone

You can do it! You are doing it! You are smart! You are articulate! You are awesome! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

One step at a time.

I've found that there are few tasks or things in life that can't be broken down into small easier steps. Just get good at each step.

You have so got this. ๐Ÿ‘

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If you cut your steps in half, then halve them again, then it doesn't matter what size feet you have - because you're still steppin'.

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aussie.zone

I always thought the machines would do the labour, and the people would make the art. Yet here we are.

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melbaboutownreply
aussie.zone

Itโ€™s absolutely being used to avoid employing or paying people. Or giving them โ€˜editingโ€™ jobs for a fraction of the pay.

Internet Archive also lost its copyright case. So generative AI/LLMs get to access and to take everything but humans arenโ€™t allowed to have an archive of resources that would otherwise be lost.

Seriously fuck this corporate netscape

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aussie.zone

That fucking sucks. I've relied on internet archive a lot in the past. Wish I had enough storage to grab parts of it before they got taken down.

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So many apparently. If itโ€™s something important itโ€™s probably best to get a copy from a known author with a date prior to the AI boom, or proper citations.

This is doing so much damage to information literacy and being able to verify claims

Edit: Itโ€™s screwing up translations and instruction booklets too

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Taleyareply
aussie.zone

Get a stainless steel one, i've had one of those fuckers for 15 years and i have not been kind to it

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oztrin
aussie.zone

Huh. Old school friend (who I lost touch with and have tried to find in and off) friended me on FB and asked me to a mumble year school reunion.
Would love to catch up with her, but as for the other? I'd rather remove my own epidermis with a potato peeler.

5
aussie.zone

Iโ€™m feeling depressed as hell. Internet Archive lost a copyright lawsuit and rare books or resources that could be unavailable in any other way might be lost.

I have to go to eBay or Amazon for even a hope of finding some classic art books secondhand and even then a used copy could be $50, $70, $100 plus. If I can even find it.

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Thanks, I just genuinely donโ€™t know what Iโ€™m doing and donโ€™t want to stress over it

2

The US Open Men's Doubles final is on now on Nine Go (ch99) if you want some entertainment with your breakie- Aussies Purcell and Thompson are a pretty good chance.

5
aussie.zone

So how long is a warranty on something like headphones? I need to go to jb hifi to return some but it's been almost a year or a bit longer.

Can't seem to find the info anywhere. I'm probably googling the wrong thing.

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Youโ€™re probably good within a year as long as they didnโ€™t cost like 10 bucks or something.

Warranty length is usually on a slip of paper with the headphones.

Also you have the Australian consumer law to rely on as a backup that can not be overruled.

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The warranty usually comes down to the manufacturer, so you might be able to check on their website.

I had some sennheiser headphones die just within the warranty period, swapped them out for Momentums, and they're still going strong today

1

Portuguese-style sardines don't taste any different to any other sardines in oil. There, bang, I said it.

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Goodness me. Fell asleep early and only woke up once. Been awhile since Iโ€™ve been able to sleep so soundly.

4

Yep. Like Goonsey said it is normal but that doesn't mean it's nice. My brain dredges up all sorts of stuff when I sleep. Over the years I have kinda learned to deal with it and even appreciate it a bit - It's my brain processing all the stuff and filing it where it needs to go.

One thing I find really helpful is to just lay there for a bit when I wake up, with my eyes closed think about what I am feeling inside (is there somewhere hurting? Stressed?) and to think back on what I dreamt. Kinda say thanks brain for processing and remind myself it was a dream and I am safe now. And to then think about where I am in details - what do the sheets feel like, what can I hear, that sort of thing. Just breathe in that in between space and basically put down the night stuff so I can go into the day clean. Or at worst, cut myself some slack because it was a rough night.

Everyone has their own thing - just sharing my little process in case it helps.

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sounds a bit like some stress from all the recent events you've endured

all perfectly normal, you'll be fine, just talk to your counsellor

so many hugs ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

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Tofu
aussie.zone

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

Calorie free shortbread biscuits and a cup of black tea please.

2

Going on another ride with the bicycle users group today. My plan is to get to the meeting place early so the boys can have a bit of out of pram time before we head off

4

Found out recently Windows can control backlight brightness on most external monitors, it's just not a feature it wants to implement natively. Twinkle Tray does the trick nicely though!

2
aussie.zone

I'm feeling in the mood for nice 90s movies... Just watching Grosse Pointe Blank (TEN YEARS!!! TEN YEARS, MAN!!) and it's great fun. Any other recommendations for something similarly silly and nostalgic?

2

Just watched the new series of "Only Murders in the Building". It's such a terrific show, very entertaining.

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