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Everyone who suddenly realizes we are all inside O'Brien's permanent pattern buffer gets immediately erased from existence.

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TODAY: STARLINER RETURNS TO EARTH WITHOUT CREW AMID SAFETY CONCERNS

Anchor: ...and tonight we have with us transporter specialist Miles O'Brien, to talk about the potential difficulties and implications of beaming people off of this derelict, ancient spacecraft.

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Much better than: "Miles O'Brien suspected, crew was last seen boarding the starliner"

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If Chief O'Brien is in charge everything will be fine. If anything goes wrong he'll just reverse the polarity.

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Also happens to be a technology specialist, a pilot, and one who must suffer (amputation).

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