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kbin.social

I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.

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Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.

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lemmy.world

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

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The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.

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lemm.ee

What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing

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zibreply
kbin.social

My cats would become gravely offended if I tried that nonsense with them.

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kbin.social

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

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Guess it belongs to the cat now | Spyke