youcantparktheremate·You can't park there, matebyᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collisionView original on feddit.uk211Comments9Reply
NNegativeInf replylemmy.world"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"14Reply
BBilboBargains lemmy.worldAnd that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.11Reply
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To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.
"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"
And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.
-Cop
Boy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!
Maybe the cop lives there, decided to bring his work with him
Y'all spelled "concussion" wrong.
dudes just trying to meet his quota.
The reenactment went swimmingly boss!