Spyke
sh.itjust.works

I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

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sopuli.xyz

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

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calabastreply
lemm.ee

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....

....but you really said it?

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I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

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KingJalopyreply
lemm.ee

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

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KingJalopyreply
lemm.ee

Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

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With mouths.

Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

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The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

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pmk
lemmy.sdf.org

This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

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Klearreply
lemmy.world

I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.

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This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

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Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

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