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Wear all green, then lay down by the hole and be invisible. Slap peoples balls away when they get too close.

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My husband has a Bitter Southerner T-shirt that says Cornbread and Collards on the front. They'd have to let him in, right?

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You know it's a classy joint if they require collard shirts

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How many times did Mr. Collard golf without a shirt that they had to put this up?

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But, but, but... I only have Mustard and Turnip shirts! What do I do?!?!

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