Eager Eagle lemmy.world7Hide 7 replies wake up grab a brush put a little make up cry when angels deserve to die 115Reply
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWhy'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?30Reply
NNABDad lemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesThe "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.57Reply
I Cast Fist replyprogramming.devCicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually4Reply
zzalgotext replysh.itjust.worksFor cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"2Reply
ffrezik replymidwest.social1Hide 1 replyIf you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.31Reply
nnova_ad_vitum lemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyDon't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?10Reply
KKillingTimeItself lemmy.dbzer0.comi love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.9Reply
EEtterra lemmy.worldJust because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.4Reply
BitingChaos lemmy.worldPicture unrelated... That looks like the species that shows up every year.3Reply
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Why'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
They wanted to
Oh here you go creatin' another fable 🙄
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
I don't think you trust
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The "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.
you forgot "THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF"
If something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"
I like "WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!"
Becky! Lemme smash!
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn't you hear?
They also pee constantly
If you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.
Austin Powers can relate.
Don't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
That's mostly why they're screaming
i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
Higurashi: When They Cry
Picture unrelated...
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
I can relate.