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lemmy.world

Id they read the Bible for once, they'd know the God they follow never had a plan for America. No one even knew it existed at that point.

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Hilarious how these people believe their invisible mythological status living in the sky God would smite the people they think are evil. I haven't been to church in a while, but last time I checked God isn't a hitman you can call on anytime you want. Nor do I think he'd be happy with these people wishing death upon people who are supposedly beyond evil, let alone anyone regardless of whether they're evil or not.

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I keep saying, God ain't a wishin' genie. Your prayers might make you feel better, but he ain't gonna drop money in your lap or smite your enemies.

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slrpnk.net

Best I can tell, it's people with zero critical thinking skills rationalizing why their invisible sky wizard hasn't razed Chicago yet despite BEYOND EVIL being present.

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lemm.ee

I can see that.. what's it specifically about?

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lemmy.world

The Democratic National Convention is happening in Chicago this week.

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sh.itjust.works

Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky "good" people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn't like collateral damage.

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God: Son, get out of the city, I'm gonna blow them up

Man: But God... im a democrat

God: You son of a... boom boom boom

And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats

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Maybe the reason god hasn't smite the people on the podium is because he probably agrees with them.

Can't be said about Trump and his ear. Probably jubus hinting him to listen.

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You reached the end