science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque Oh, the humanity!View original on mander.xyz981Comments53Reply
lelgenio lemmy.ml4Hide 4 repliesThe 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.104Reply
DDaxtron2 replystartrek.website1Hide 1 replyThats why you don't install red LEDs, that way they can't turn evil38Reply
nnothacking replydiscuss.tchncs.deNo, that's a safety feature. It's like saying that behind every fire there's an architect that installed fire alarms for this very occasion. Without red LEDs, people will have no way to know the robot turned evil.1Reply
SSkasi replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).30Reply
Admetus sopuli.xyz1Hide 1 replyPanel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.64Reply
AAwesomeLowlander replylemmy.dbzer0.comYou should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot35Reply
llowleveldata programming.dev5Hide 5 repliesCuriosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho33Reply
TThassodar replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyWhen the "scientist" is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it's justified.10Reply
Gloomy replymander.xyzNono, that's a "Priest". Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.12Reply
SLVRDRGN lemmy.worldWait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??10Reply
queermunist she/her replylemmy.mlThere's an obvious difference between destroying a flower to eat it or use for making medicine, as opposed to burning it for fun.3Reply
samus12345 replylemmy.worldA certain amount of ruthlessness was certainly needed for us to survive - it's a harsh, unforgiving world. Turns out it's a hard habit to break.3Reply
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The 4th law of robotics is you must make the eyes turn red when they become evil.
Thats why you don't install red LEDs, that way they can't turn evil
No, that's a safety feature. It's like saying that behind every fire there's an architect that installed fire alarms for this very occasion. Without red LEDs, people will have no way to know the robot turned evil.
I want a comic about a friendly android who finds humor in spooking humans with red eyes (and other things).
running AOSP, i had to make that joke.
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
"Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
Panel 3 was pulled off so well, I actually felt a bit warm and fuzzy before panel 4.
You should be feeling somewhat warmer in panel 4. If not, please step closer to the robot
Curiosity is what causes us to do things in the last panel tho
Murdering scientists?
Wait... You're not supposed to do that?
When the "scientist" is giving you a prostate exam with both hands on your shoulders, I think it's justified.
Nono, that's a "Priest". Image him a bit like a scientist, but opposite.
Relatable. But burning butterflies?!
"The experiment was successful"
Wait so he started with the guy behind the window glass and moved on to the butterfly??
There's an obvious difference between destroying a flower to eat it or use for making medicine, as opposed to burning it for fun.
A certain amount of ruthlessness was certainly needed for us to survive - it's a harsh, unforgiving world. Turns out it's a hard habit to break.
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