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lemm.ee

As a white man, we never have any idea which way it's going to go with anyone. Could be a bump. Could be quick grasp. Could be a shake. Hell it might even be a low or high. It's like being blind.

There should be a sequel to White Men Can't Jump, called White Men Can't Bump.

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leminal.space

Always go for a fist bump, you'll look cool and if the other person tries to shake hands, they will be the awkward one.

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I feel like this is something my father should have told me during one his 'life talks' when I was kid.

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People at my office have been fist bumping. I noticed someone in a senior leadership position would do it and his trick was he already has his fist out 5ft out and is doing it so confidently you’ve got time to see it, process, and prepare for contact.

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slrpnk.net

As long as they aren't using there platform to promote dumb reactionary views like Kanye or j.k. Rowling just let people enjoy themselves. To the extent that people view snoop as political it's usually in regards to him representing weed / black stoner lifestyle and it's broader acceptance and legalization, which I'm all for. Even the article you pointed to where he praised trump was for getting his friend off for a non - violent drug offense which is good, even if trump did it. It would be better if he was letting off the average lower class black person in jail for that but something's better then nothing.

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this comment is insane. did you miss the part where the non violent drug offense got pardoned? or would you rather they rot in prison? not a good look DxK, not a good look at all

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That's because when you're high, everything is in slow motion.

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lemmings.world

You know, the fact that every single comment on this post about snoop dog being skilled at something as mundane as going from a fist bump to a handshake being all about politics is the reason lemmy doesn't get much adoption

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everyone on this site has several sticks up their ass or something. this place is more miserable than reddit ever was

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Vilianreply
lemmy.ca

stop browsing by controversial

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lemmy.world

“That one time” yo Snoop’s how life is a litany of examples of smoothness

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lemmy.world

Haha, careful with the paraphrase! I only said "that time!"

You too right though, I think Snoop at the Olympics has him on my mind again! I could have said "a time" though, true.

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Shit that was not smooth on my part. I dunno how I inserted an extra word there, just how my mind processed it I guess

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His eyes look like he's able to see into the fourth dimension at least.

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Snoop Dogg joined the Nation of Islam in 2008, a religion that likes to refer to Jews as vermin and the greatest evil, he's since been quoted as saying he converted to rastafarianism, mormonism, and born again christianity, but it's that nation of islam bit that he participated in that will always mean he's straight up jew hating trash to me

You don't become a Nazi, then say you're not a Nazi anymore, I mean, you can try, and there are plenty that will believe you, even some that will love you for it, but you'll always be a fucking Nazi to me

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