Snot Flickerman replylemmy.blahaj.zoneIf the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.32Reply
bbrbposting replysh.itjust.worksThat’s not in universe Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…8Reply
LLesserAbe lemmy.worldThere's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe46Reply
RRecallMadness replylemmy.nz1Hide 1 replySame volume, just increased length but reduced girth.11Reply
MeDuViNoX replysh.itjust.worksIt works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!9Reply
Nikelui lemmy.worldThe dude on the left almost got the right spell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw17Reply
GGot_Bent lemmy.worldJK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.17Reply
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BIGGUS
DICKUS!
He had a wife you know...
Incontinentica
Buttocks
I love the delivery of that line.
🤐😅
😄😆😂🤣
Do you want to know what she was called?...
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
The incantation is Sildenafil
If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
That’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
Cockus Engorgio
Massive Deferens
It's cockus engORgio, not engorgioh
There's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
Dongus Elongus
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
It's e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
Don't forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
pharmaceutical engineering:
Few master the snake tongue
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
Phallico Fortifico!
Expecto Cialis!
Accio Bum!