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lemmy.world

Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.

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lemmy.world

That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.

I’m sorry about this already

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And think about this: unlike celery, it's a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

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"for easy use"

For WHAT use???

Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it's made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn't flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.

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lemmy.world

Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.

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Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you're going tor.

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listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him

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I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn't deal with salmonella well

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I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that's invalid.

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