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lemmy.world

It's his wifes and she has yelled at him about it weekly for their entire marriage.

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lemmy.world

He's not even doing it on purpose. He always forgets because the couch is visible from the kitchen and it pushes everything else out of his mind.

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Internal monologue recreation:

man there’s a lot of dishes tonight. Better check if I missed anything in the living ro-

Couch:

exists

Vance:

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lemmy.world

I read a comment from some article somewhere and the quote was that “JD is the Dan Quayle of Sarah Palin’s”.

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lemmy.world

Well yeah, Palin at least has the MILF thing going for her. What does Jorkin Depeanus Vance bring to the table?

In all seriousness though, Vance is the scapegoat for how abysmally inadequate the nominee is. Never before has a candidate been so horribly inept and disappointing, so supporters were hoping for a perfect running-mate to pick up the slack.

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lemmynsfw.com

I really hope your F in MILF stands for forget, because I sure as hell won't even think about the other one.

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lemmy.world

I dunno man, she seemed pretty nice in that documentary about nailing things.

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lemmynsfw.com

I don't know that, but I guess it might be porn?

I liked her in Iron Sky. What a great movie.

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My head canon is that Bill did when he wrote the check to have it filmed.

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lemmy.world

Based on the pic, has he started dipping into the bronzer?

Trump: “JD the reason people don’t like you is you’re too pale. Try this.”

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He's not allowed within 100ft of a furniture store. Has anyone checked the no fly list? Does that include schools?

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