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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For

For context, this article is from 2022 but it was just reposted by the Onion’s social media accounts tonight, and I’m sharing it here, because: The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster / Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.

Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires Forhttps://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-thes-1849786227Open linkView original on slrpnk.net

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

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remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

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lemmy.world

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

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“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”

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lemmy.world

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

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You reached the end

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