Uh oh, what have I done

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My code is self-obfuscating.

Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?

Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.

I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.

But the code still comes from the same place!

I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...

Because my code never works in the first place.

It's okay, we're here for you ❤️

im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs