Going to war over religion is basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. --Richard Jeni

"The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible." — Mark Twain

Somewhere in the world a man has abducted a little girl. Soon he will rape, torture, and kill her. If an atrocity of this kind not occurring at precisely this moment, it will happen in a few hours, or days at most. Such is the confidence we can draw from the statistical laws that govern the lives of six billion human beings. The same statistics also suggest that this girl’s parents believe—at this very moment—that an all-powerful and all-loving God is watching over them and their family. Are they right to believe this? Is it good that they believe this?

No.

The entirety of atheism is contained in this response. Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply a refusal to deny the obvious.

-- Sam Harris

Engaging in philosophy is like searching a dark room at midnight without a light looking for a black cat that isn't there. Whereas theology is the same thing, except you claim to have found the cat.

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