noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebynuke BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.View original on sh.itjust.works94Comments19Reply
SSynthuir lemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesNo wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.40Reply
rrockkicker replykbin.run2Hide 2 replies square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them step back into range look at fist to make sure it's still there at the end of your arm wind body up for maximum beyblade power make contact with target using the side of your wrist 40Reply
RRobertoOberto replysh.itjust.works leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches 21Reply
CCanadaPlus replylemmy.sdf.orgGoddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?8Reply
zzerosignal lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhy would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?32Reply
TTar_Alcaran sh.itjust.worksSigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.24Reply
DDamage feddit.itNot depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground17Reply
cosmicrookie lemmy.worldBelarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block... /s16Reply
CCanadaPlus replylemmy.sdf.org1Hide 1 replyComparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.2Reply
YYeetPics replymander.xyzIDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!2Reply
CCanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.orgMy shitty translation: NATO vs the landing Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji) I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.8Reply
BBaroqueInMind lemmy.onePlastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.6Reply
BBigMikeInAustin lemmy.worldLooks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.2Reply
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I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.
No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.
Goddamn, it's just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?
How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.
Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn't even wearing pants?
He must have had a washing machine.
Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can't afford straw for their strawmen.
Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground
Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block... /s
Most stiff-wristed tankie.
Must have a wrist brace on lmao
Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They're a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that's it.
IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I've seen all year, and I read yogthos' posts!
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My shitty translation:
I did look that up to double check, I assume it's in the "Independence Day" sense.
Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.
Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.
We got him.