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rrbits lemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesWould you rather shit in a sentient toilet that begged you not to shit in it, or one that begged you to shit in it?25Reply
WWhitebrow replylemmy.worldDo… do you want a tsundere toilet? Because I feel that plops into the “wants you to” category1Reply
GGot_Bent lemmy.worldI just had two cups of coffee and a bloody Mary with a full stalk of celery. My municipal sewage system is going to fine me so hard.17Reply
ddmention7 lemm.eeThey didn't have to make it look like the toilets cheeks were flushed in the 3rd panel... but they did. (no pun intended)15Reply
mmoshtradamus666 lemmy.worldThe same way sisyphus is happy to roll his boulder uphill I think a toilet would be happy with serving it's purpuse2Reply
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Would you rather shit in a sentient toilet that begged you not to shit in it, or one that begged you to shit in it?
Depends on my mood.
Begged me to shit in it. I feel like enough of a monster as is.
Why are those my only two options?!
Do… do you want a tsundere toilet? Because I feel that plops into the “wants you to” category
Depends on my mood at the time.
yes
I just had two cups of coffee and a bloody Mary with a full stalk of celery. My municipal sewage system is going to fine me so hard.
They didn't have to make it look like the toilets cheeks were flushed in the 3rd panel... but they did.
(no pun intended)
This is why I drink espresso, or coffee cut with chicory
The same way sisyphus is happy to roll his boulder uphill I think a toilet would be happy with serving it's purpuse