Spyke
sopuli.xyz

When you get a hotdog, you can ask in the shop if you can use the bathroom

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gnutrinoreply
programming.dev

Or stick the hotdog down your urethra to plug it up.

(Now there's a sentence I wasn't expecting to type today)

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Raireply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

When I was in highschool, my weird friend was like “imana stick this corndog stick up my penis hole” under the table in the lunchroom and he actually jammed it in there and our other friend giggled and she flicked it a couple times

No one will ever believe this but your comment gives me the perfect reason to bring it up, there’s no situation where it’s even been relevant to talk about

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

I believe it. That's weird enough that a kid would do it.

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I don't know what's stranger. Corn dog sounding or flicking the corn dog sounder.

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Oh god seriously

Although if he was gonna get an infection, it’d be from any number of the other weird things he did. Seeing him randomly years after graduating was mega weird too, because he was so… normal. Hahaha

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That's the risk, but there's plenty of urinary tract and probably plenty of urine to flush out any pathogens

A sub I never visited on Reddit: /r/sounding

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I'm always glad to share my life experiences with strangers on the internet

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