Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea
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Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can't even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.
Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.
Timmy died that day mate
And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today
They just need a hug
Which is difficult to give without that arm
Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.
Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.
Paywall :-(
Most normal day in England.
“The wrong kid died”
I.e "Piss off and do this somewhere else."
I challenge thee to a duel.
UK needs machete control laws.
But, but, I use it for home defense. If I'm ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.
Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.
Were they fighting over an XR3i?