noncredibledefense·NonCredibleDefensebynuke It was revealed to me in a dreamView original on sh.itjust.works295Comments17
ggnutrino programming.dev8Hide 8 repliesI'm fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?45
RRolder replyreddthat.comI wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it10
I Cast Fist replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyAt what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?6
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆 lemmy.worldDis b Bushy's WMD's from Iraq? We found em folks! Who's sane! Put in! Operation free harm!6
That explains the later seasons of South Park
I'm fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?
You can cover it over with a bush.
Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.
For frozen yogurt delivery
We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn't me
It was hamas!
Or Mexicans.
Importing russian oil
I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it
"Special Plumbing Operation"
This would never work.
Source: I have tried
At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?
No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.
What if the tap is shut though?
Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead...
I can already see the headlines
"PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET"
Dis b Bushy's WMD's from Iraq?
We found em folks! Who's sane! Put in! Operation free harm!